- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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