- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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