A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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