- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Roses are red, yup.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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