I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Asian women drivers...

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Queens Park rangers

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Japan

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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