- Anti Joke

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

National security?

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.