A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A midget walked under a bar.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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