- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Womens basketball

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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