- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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