- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what's white and sticky semen

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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