- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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