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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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