Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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