- Anti Joke

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why so serious? Your brother died.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.