What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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