Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

You having friends.

Romans rights.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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