Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

George Bush.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

I named my son ps2 controller

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

White men's rights

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

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