- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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