- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Your Mom!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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