What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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