How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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knock knock

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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