- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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