An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Death by kayak

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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