- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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