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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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