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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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