If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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