What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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