HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Please don't shoot me

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

The Female Orgasm

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

alert("Hello");

I don't get it

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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