- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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