Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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are u black unlucky

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Women can vote? wtf

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i hate black people

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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The Qur'an

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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