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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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