Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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