- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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