- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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