Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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