why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

women's rights

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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