- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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