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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Poker face

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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