- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Your Mother

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I had a lemon. hi.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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