Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Guest what? Dog

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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