- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.