- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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