- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

An Asian person drove home safely.

your mom

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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