What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Gay rights.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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NEVER

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Stephen Hawking

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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