Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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