How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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homosexuals are gay

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knock knock

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Anti Joke

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