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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

800 people died last year. end of story

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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