How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Justin beiber..

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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