- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

The chicken crossed the road.

silver bullet?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What would Muhammed do?

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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