Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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