- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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