Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Chicken

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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