What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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lewis=cardiac

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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