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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

so the weather's nice...

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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