why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Soccer...

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Justin beiber..

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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