- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What would Muhammed do?

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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T u r n i p s

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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