Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

epic win?

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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