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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What's two plus two? Window

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su algato es en fuego

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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