- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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