- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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