A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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People with cancer.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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