- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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