A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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