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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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