- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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