- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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