Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Tough crowd tonight...

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what's the difference between a duck?

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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