- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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