Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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feminists.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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NASCAR

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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