What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

non poop

boner

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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