- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I work at jcpenny

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Wait! hundred billions!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

woman's rights

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

a blond girl walks into a bar

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