What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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