An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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A sober Irish individual.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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