How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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