A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

WNBA

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

you know whats not funny white boards.

Who is John Galt?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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