Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anything involving women..

thumb_up thumb_down -12

suck my balls mr.garison

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops