- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats worse than a kane nothing

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

My love life

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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