What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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