Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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