- Anti Joke

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991