- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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