- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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