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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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