- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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