Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Anti Joke

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