Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A black man walks out of a police station

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

So does Blake

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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