Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

The Female Orgasm

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

How High is a Chinese man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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