What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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whats one plus one penis

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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