- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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