Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Religionh

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Heskey time.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

matt is fat

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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