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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

what's up? my penis.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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