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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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